dreadfulstripper:

synnymyn:

thattallsummonerguy:

This thought process is the one of most annoying things socially because half the time they believe their insecurities so much that it starts to become the truth.

this is my life

Today talking to a guy I really would like to be friends with.

But every time I try to reach out to someone new irl I ALWAYS think like this and then eventually I never text/call them again because I’m convinced I’d just be bothering them.

(Source: delusioninabox)

Jane: You told him I was gay!?

Maura: No, he assumed… it’s different.

I can’t tell which one the woman in the background has a crush on/the hots for.

(Source: imfiercenfeelingmighty)

oh-right-that-makes-sense-now:

ejacu-latte:

thegreycatsby:

theamericankid:

These are cute.

IS THAT AN OTTER TEXTING A HEDGEHOG

The dino one is so cute

BUT THE OTTER AND THE HEDGEHOG THIS MEANS A SHERLOCKIAN HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS

Universe, grant me the strength to leave my bed today.

brigwife:

ohmywizardgodawhovian:

just expressing my anger

you forgot the most important one of all

image

anonymousjayne:

ihartgrace:

mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

"WOAH SOMEONE SOAKED THE LIVING ROOM" YAAAS

"GOT IN TROUBLE WITH SOME PEOPLE"

(Source: iraffiruse)

super-who-locked-in:

lordleto:

crazedoriginality:

zigzag0on:

fagmander:

nintendoggystyle:

is there holy bible fanfiction

image

jesus fucking christ

looks more like jesus fucking noah

i’m going to hell for laughing

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to sit through an re lesson again

Can someone tell me a story?

"Well find them, boy!"

(Source: abbbington)

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

Things I am currently craving

- hot kinky sex
- a deep massage
- bubble bath with extra bubbles
- milkshake
- cozy jammies
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses all over my face

feministpixie:

"Oh, so because I’m straight I’m not allowed to have an opinion on [insert LGBT issue here]"

Listen. 

I’m an english major. I know next to nothing about science, engineering, and astronomy. Sure, I think space is cool. I’m very supportive of NASA’s efforts. I might even have an opinion on where we should send the next shuttle or how much money we should spend on space travel. 

But at the end of the day, my opinion on the matter is not valuable. I’m not going to enter into a discussion about the next shuttle launch with a bunch of trained scientists and expect them to take me seriously. 

Sometimes, your opinion is not valuable. Sometimes, you aren’t qualified to enter a discussion.

And, lets be honest, straight people’s opinions are valued in literally every other situation. Hell, straight people get more awards for lgbt “activism” than queer people themselves.

If you really can’t accept that sometimes your voice isn’t the most important in the room, you might need to get over yourself. 

(Source: )

When contempating a $15.00 purchase

10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

A television character was just…so something with her feelings that she got minimally out of her clothes as she was walking to the bed climbed straight in and under the covers.

I don’t know how to feel about the fact that I’ve been doing pretty much the same thing all week.